你心情不好嗎 the be day (第1/5頁)
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Everybodyhasbluedays。Thesearemiserabledayswhenyoufeellousy，grumy，lonelyandutterlyexhausted。Dayswhenyoufeelsmallandinsignifcant，wheneverythingseemsjustoutofreach。Youcantrisetotheoccasion。Justgettingstartedseemsimossible。Onbluedaysyoucanbecomearanoidthateveryoneisouttogetyou。（Thisisnotalwayssuchabadthing。）Youfeelfrustratedandanxious，whichcaninduceanail-bitingfrenzythatcanescalateintoatrile-chocolate-mud-cake-eatingfrenzyinablinkofaneye!Onbluedaysyoufeellikeyourefoatinginanoceanofsadness。Youreabouttoburstintotearsatanymomentandyoudontevenknowwhy。Ultimately，youfeellikeyouarewanderingthroughlifewithouturose。Yourenotsurehowmuchlongeryoucanhangonandyoufeellikeshouting，“Willsomeoneleaseshootme!”Itdoesnttakemuchtobringonablueday。Youmightjustwakeunotfeelingorlookingyourbest，fndsomenewwrinkles，utonalittleweight，orgetahugeimleonyournose。Youcouldforgetyourdatesnameorhaveanembarrassinghotograhublished。Youmightgetdumed，divorced，orfired，makefoolofyourselfinublic，beafflictedwithademeaningnickname，orjusthavealainoldbad-hairday。Maybeworkisaaininthebutt。Youreundermajorressuretofllsomeoneelsesshoes，yourbossisickingonyou，andeveryoneintheoffceisdrivingyoucrazy。Youmighthaveaslittingheadache，oraslieddisk，badbreath，atoothache，chronicgas，drylis，oraningrowntoenail。Whateverthereason，youreconvincedthatsomeoneutheredoesntlikeyou。Oh，whattodo，whattodo?
Well，ifyourelikemosteole，youllhidebehindaflimsybeliefthateverythingwillsortitselfout。Thenyouwillsendtherestofyourlifelookingoveryourshoulder，waitingforeverythingtogowrongalloveragain。Allthewhilebecomingcrustyandcynicaloraathetic，snivelingvictim。Untilyougetsoderessedthatyouliedownandbegtheearthtoswallowyouuor，evenworse，becomeaddictedtoBillyJoelsongs。Thisiscrazy，becauseyoureonlyyoungonceandyoureneveroldtwice。Whoknowswhatfantasticthingsareinstorejustaroundthecorner?
Afterall，theworldisfullofamazingdiscoveries，thingsyoucantevenimaginenow。Therearedelicious，haysniffsandscrumtioussnackstoshare。Hey，youmightendufabulouslyrichorevenbecomeahugesuerstar（oneday）。Soundsgood，doesntit?Butwait，theresmore!Therearehandstands，andgamestolayandyogaandkaraokeandwild，crazy，bohemiandancing。Butbestofall，theresromance。Whichmeanslongdreamystares，whiseringsweetnothings，cuddles，smooches，moresmoochesandevenmoresmooches，afriskylovebiteortwo，andthen，well，anythinggoes。Sohowcanyoufndthatblissful—“justslidingintoahotbubblebath”kindoffeeling?Itseasy。
First，stoslinkingawayfromallthosenaggingissues。Itstimetofacethemusic。Nowjustrelax。Takesomedeebreaths（inthroughthenoseandoutthroughthemouth）。Trytomeditateifyoucan。Orgoforawalktoclearyourhead。Accetthefactthatyoullhavetoletgoofsomeemotionalbaggage。Tryseeingthingsfromadifferentersective。Maybeyoureactuallytheoneatfault。Ifthatsthecase，bebigenoughtosayyouresorry（itisnevertoolatetodothis）。Ifsomeoneelseisdoingthewrongthing，standuandsay，“ThatsnotrightandIwontstandforit!”ItsOKtobeforceful。（Itsreallyokaytoblowrasberries。）Beroudofwhoyouare，butdontlosetheabilitytolaughatyourself。（Thisisaloteasierwhenyouassociatewithositiveeole。）Liveeverydayasgiftwereyourlast，becauseonedayitwillbe。Dontbeafraidtobiteoffmorethanyoucanchew。Takebigrisks。Neverhangback。Getoutthereandgoforit。Afterall，isntthatwhatlifeisallabout?
Ithinkso，too。
人人都有煩惱的日子。在這樣的日子裏，我們滿懷怨言、脾氣暴躁、寂寞難耐、精神委靡，也會自慚形穢、自怨自艾，甚至亂作一團。於是，我們很難重整旗鼓，開始新的生活。鬱悶的日子裏，我們可能會變得偏執，認爲自己成了所有人攻擊的對象（事實上，情況一般不是這樣）；我們會感到異常失望或萬分焦慮，甚至會神經質地咬指甲，眨眼間瘋狂地吞下一塊三層的巧克力大蛋糕！痛苦的日子裏，我們沉浸於悲傷的海洋，隨時都會不知緣由地淚流滿面。最終，我們會覺得活着毫無意義，不知道還能堅持多久，有時就想大吼：“來，給我一槍吧！”其實就那麼一點兒小事，足足可以讓我們鬱悶一天。也許，我們忽略了自身的優點，倒是發現額頭平添了幾條皺紋，體重增加了幾斤，或鼻子上多長了一些粉刺；也許，約會對象的名字也忘了，那張滑稽的照片也登出來了；也許，被人拋棄，離婚，被老闆解僱，當衆出醜，被難聽的綽號折磨得身心憔悴，或者只是因爲那天的髮型有些糟糕；也許，因不堪工作之苦，成爲別人的笑柄；也許，身擔重任，老闆卻百般刁難，同事苦苦相譏；也許，我們頭痛欲裂，口臭，牙疼，吹牛皮，口乾舌燥，指甲長到肉裏。不論什麼原因，我們都認爲，有人厭惡我們。哦，怎麼辦呢，該怎麼辦？
也許，像大多數人一樣，我們會認爲事情自有解決之道。結果呢，後半輩子我們都在回望昨日，期待着往事重演。在這個過程中，我們變得狂躁，憤世嫉俗，令人同情。直到我們深感絕望，乞求上帝收回我們的生命，或是整日沉浸在比利·喬的藍調音樂中。這種心態豈不瘋狂？要知道，年輕只有一次，年老也如此。我們會有什麼奇遇，誰能預料到？
畢竟，這是個充滿驚奇的世界，未來是無法預知的。這裏，我們可以分享美味可口的小喫，可能會擁有難以數計的財富，甚至可能成爲天王巨星。這似乎很好啊，不是嗎？還有很多呢！我們還可以玩倒立，遊戲，練瑜伽，唱卡拉OK，跳充滿激情和野性的熱舞。最好的莫過於與愛人羅曼蒂克，那意味着久久夢幻般地凝視對方，在耳邊私語，擁抱，熱吻。怎樣才能找到那種幸福的感覺——感覺“就像滑入充滿激情的泡泡浴裏”？其實很簡單。
